HORNY SEXY SINGLES

(Below is an interesting, libido-stirring poem written by a horny single woman in one of those adult dating websites. It’s not really clear how the sexy piece of ass came about writing it, but perhaps looking at her profile name would help explain a bit: eatmeplease. Really, lots of horny sexy adult personals out there!)

“My lover eats me like chocolate cake… (Eat me please)”

by Eatmeplease

My lover eats me like chocolate cake

And to his tongue I am always sweet

My lover drinks me like aged wine

When to satin dreams we both retreat

Your husband sips me like Asian tea

And from his lips my honey seeps

Your husband forks my salad green

As around his rod it slowly slips

Your father loves me like strawberry jam

That gives his meals a hint of sin

Your father loves me like a steak

That he rips open with a grin

And yes I am his daily bread

A body he can fold and crease

And to him I whisper nothing more

Than sweet darling, eat me please!

In the world of romance and dating, what some people really needs is a little affirmation. May it be a daily proclamation of love, regular sex dates or plainly matching clothes on weekend parties, at the bottom line, that concrete proof of one’s dedication to a romantic or sexual relationship is what really matters.

But sometimes, some of us need just a little bit more. So, Blaize N Hott asks:

If you loved me, would you show me everyday?

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Vote for this sexy lady too!

BEST FACE

I’ve been fantasizing about that new tenant from the  apartment on the other side. She’s stunning and hot and her main window is right about straight across mine. If there’s a reason why I wanna rush back to my empty pad after office it’s because I wanna beat her to her dinner—and undressing and shower and preparing for bed—times. That’s right, folks: a daily peep show with the babe of my dreams. I heard she just finished college, and she looks way young for her age… but that only makes it better.

If I get to date a sexy single woman like her I’d be the happiest bastard on earth. I’ll give her all the loving she’ll ever need and all the white night gowns and laced panties and… yeah I want a goddess in white and I want one now!

But for the meantime, better wrap this up since it’s already 7 and her lights just went on! Better shut mine off now and simply marvel at my hot lady in white…

— Dave